Crack Kills!!!!!

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Two men are standing on the sidewalk by the local park. Across the street a woman is bending over looking in her trunk.

Guy 1 yells to her: Crack Kills!

Guy 2 yells to Guy 1: No man, that's $40.00 a pop!

The woman then walks over to the men and slaps them both in the face.

Woman says: Now both those pops are free.

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Wake Me Up!!!!!

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Girlfriend:    Oh my goodness, it is 10:00. I asked you to wake me up at 8:00 because I had an appointment. 

Boyfriend:   It was so quiet, I forgot.

Girlfriend:   Well, you just forgot that appointment for that new car that was supposed to be for your birthday.

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